Normal conversations at home
Kim: (shouting suddenly) Abnormal!
me: Sino? Ako?
Kim: Hindi. Itong Toblerone, ang kunat kasi.
me: Hehe. Kala ko ako.
Kim: Kasama ka na don.
me: (glaring, with narrowed eyes)
Another day ...
Kim enters the room
me: (on the computer) Hi Kim! Lalalalala!
Kim: Abnormal ka.
And another ...
me: (rapping Eminem's "Sing for the Moment" complete with gangsta moves)
Kim: Ate, tigilan mo nga yan! Nakakahiya ka!
And yet another ...
me: Kim, what kind of sister do you think I am?
Kim: The worst.
me: (holding up a pack of chips) Kim, what kind of sister do you think I am?
Kim: (sinister grins) The best! (grabs the pack).